My Seizure-Inducing Christmas Display Is My Constitutional Right

This is an open-and-shut case of the Christmas elites gagging an artist.

Matthew Reeves
Slackjaw
Published in
3 min readDec 22, 2020

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I plead not guilty to the charges of resisting arrest at my front yard’s festive scene. Your honor, as I have rejected a court-appointed attorney, I will read my defense to the court.

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Matthew Reeves
Slackjaw

Classically trained internet user. Fashionably late adopter.