Matthew ReevesFinding your why — explained to aliensMy name is Jack and I empty tampon bins in Chipotle bathrooms for a job and my why is to explain why people are “finding their why” to…1 min read·Mar 4, 2021----
Matthew ReevesI focus my effort on procrastinationFrom a young age, I have been gifted with an immense focus. Around eleven, my eyes decided to focus on only stuff near to me. The far…3 min read·Mar 2, 2021----
Matthew ReevesinSlackjawMy Seizure-Inducing Christmas Display Is My Constitutional RightThis is an open-and-shut case of the Christmas elites gagging an artist.·3 min read·Dec 22, 2020--2--2
Matthew ReevesinHackerNoon.comEvolution of Your Dying, Recently-Acquired StartupMove fast and break things.2 min read·Feb 1, 2018----
Matthew ReevesinSlackjawThis Email Has Been Translated into Socially Anxious EnglishThe following email has been automatically translated into Socially Anxious English by your overactive mind.2 min read·Jan 9, 2018--2--2
Matthew ReevesinSlackjawAren’t Crying at Work, Aren’t Trying at WorkI made Charlotte cry at her desk again because I’m such a strong leader.2 min read·Aug 29, 2017----
Matthew ReevesinSlackjawApple’s New HomePod Understands These Cool-Bananas PhrasesApple knows about making products for cool dudes and dudettes. Check out how well the new HomePod understands totally funsies language.1 min read·Jun 7, 2017----
Matthew ReevesinSlackjawThe Perfect Gift for the Perfect 3rd Marriage.There’s not much difference between a wedding registry and a failed health vlogger’s Craigslist sale; a list of barely useful kitchenware…3 min read·May 3, 2017----
Matthew ReevesinSlackjawHold meetings like a rockstar — but without the sex, drugs or fun.Meetings are like tantric sex where you hold back rage instead of orgasm.2 min read·Apr 11, 2017----