Finding your why — explained to aliensMy name is Jack and I empty tampon bins in Chipotle bathrooms for a job and my why is to explain why people are “finding their why” to…Mar 4, 2021Mar 4, 2021
I focus my effort on procrastinationFrom a young age, I have been gifted with an immense focus. Around eleven, my eyes decided to focus on only stuff near to me. The far…Mar 2, 2021Mar 2, 2021
Published inSlackjawMy Seizure-Inducing Christmas Display Is My Constitutional RightThis is an open-and-shut case of the Christmas elites gagging an artist.Dec 22, 20202Dec 22, 20202
Published inHackerNoon.comEvolution of Your Dying, Recently-Acquired StartupMove fast and break things.Feb 1, 2018Feb 1, 2018
Published inSlackjawThis Email Has Been Translated into Socially Anxious EnglishThe following email has been automatically translated into Socially Anxious English by your overactive mind.Jan 9, 20182Jan 9, 20182
Published inSlackjawAren’t Crying at Work, Aren’t Trying at WorkI made Charlotte cry at her desk again because I’m such a strong leader.Aug 29, 2017Aug 29, 2017
Published inSlackjawApple’s New HomePod Understands These Cool-Bananas PhrasesApple knows about making products for cool dudes and dudettes. Check out how well the new HomePod understands totally funsies language.Jun 7, 2017Jun 7, 2017
Published inSlackjawThe Perfect Gift for the Perfect 3rd Marriage.There’s not much difference between a wedding registry and a failed health vlogger’s Craigslist sale; a list of barely useful kitchenware…May 3, 2017May 3, 2017
Published inSlackjawHold meetings like a rockstar — but without the sex, drugs or fun.Meetings are like tantric sex where you hold back rage instead of orgasm.Apr 11, 2017Apr 11, 2017
